12 swashbuckling distractions from the good ship internet

Sure pirate metaphors are very 2012 but I’m taking my inspiration from Rebel Rebel era Bowie, circa 1974.

So today I’ll largely be wandering around the office with an eye-patch, bumping into things due to a lack of depth perception and calling any colleague who comes near me a “hot tramp”.

Although I have already been told to remove the off-the-shoulder catsuit I half finished knitting last night.

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