This week’s round up is brought to you by our sponsors Alka-Seltzer, Poorly Pouch Sick Bags and the nearest bacon sandwich I can find.
Yes it’s the morning after the Festival of Marketing and as such this collection of amusing entertainments from around the internet will be brought to you through mirrored sunglasses and a minor tremor.
Not to fear though, we’ll power heroically through together, pausing only very occasionally to put our heads in our hands to murmur something along the lines of ‘eugghhhhhhhh’.
You’ll regret not taking them for a meal instead
Straddling the line between weird and cute, these two brothers recreated a bunch of their childhood photographs for their parents’ anniversary.
The Cyanide and Happiness Show
Sick and wrong in the most wonderful way. Obviously if you’ve read the Cyanide and Happiness comic strip you’ll know what to expect. Mainly offence.
If you haven’t read the Cyanide and Happiness comic strip, you’re probably not on Facebook. What’s that like? How do you find out about what Benedict Cumberbatch is doing every waking moment of the day?
Your point’s not valid Finnegan
HFP has a bemusingly awful and hilarious list of the bemusingly awful and hilarious Richard Madeley’s best ever quotes.
Example: “Do you find that people patronise you? That means that they talk down to you.” Click below for 38 more.
Hey could you watch my plant for a few days?
An IT guy was asked to look after his co-worker’s plant for a few days. The IT guy did what all good babysitters do and took the ward on a Calvin and Hobbes-esque adventure.
In your face
Brazilian artist João Carvalho has an incredible gift for 3D notepad art. It’s a thing. And it’s amazing.
Here, have a massive pile of beautiful movie stills for your computer desktop
I seem to have lost the ability to write snappy headlines and relevant descriptions. Oh well, click here for lovely movie stuff.
Too Many Cookies
I’ll restrict myself to one Too Many Cooks parody this week, but really a parody of a parody is like watching a snake eat its own tail. That being said... Cookie Monster gets a free pass.
Revenge is a dish best served deeply sarcastically
Here are the best responses to the Daily Mail’s theoretically un-parodable headline.
If elected we will address this sandwich making skills gap @MailOnline As this must stop: pic.twitter.com/m6LQqcvC8z
— Ed Balls (@eddbaIlsmp) November 10, 2014
You people are impossible to please. #sandwichgate #CondimentsGloriousCondiments pic.twitter.com/QCFDyhFpJE
— Prad Patel (@pradip) November 10, 2014
This is a real British sandwich. #sandwichgate #jeremyclarksbun pic.twitter.com/jA3v8SBid5
— Jake Graham (@AlbionJake) November 10, 2014
The Daily Mail are idiots. I made this Monte Cristo sandwich as proof. pic.twitter.com/t84KYeg7Id
— George Berridge (@George_Berridge) November 9, 2014
Make your own Star Wars meme
It’s not like the Star Wars movies have great form in brilliant episode titles, but Episode VII: The Force Awakens is a bit of a clunker.
Luckily the internet is here to help. Click below to generate your own awesome title.
John Oliver’s finest moment
Shooting salmon at a host of celebrity faces.
Nobody will ever find out about my secret
That really I went home early last night, watched Grand Designs, went to bed and I feel absolutely fine right now.
Writing Friday's 'internet round-up' post on location. #FoM14 pic.twitter.com/hh6BXO6YD7
— christopher ratcliff (@Christophe_Rock) November 13, 2014
That’s it for this week. Me and the internet are off for the afternoon so don’t be surprised if you receive an out-of-office reply when you log-on next.
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